Cyndi: You have to plan your work meetings around your pumping schedule.
Sherry: You walk around the house for a few minutes before realizing you never put your boob away.
April: All your shirts open in the front.
Amy: You go to run a 10k and pack your pump as part of your post-race routine.
Kelly: Every shirt you own had a stain from leaking over one or both breasts.
Amy: You workout and apologize to your friends for smelling like a mixture of sweat and milk due to random let downs.
Dana: You are happy to have limo tint on the back windows of your car because you spend so much time pumping in the back seat.
KC: Your husband wakes up to a ‘peep show’ and you’re passed out.
Christine: Your knit shirts are all stretched out because of your toddler reaching down and grabbing for self service.
Bethany: You feel your boobs all day to see which one needs to be nursed from next.
Angelique: You fear the mailman has had a free peep show, but you don’t even care.
Melissa: You question how much milk spillage is acceptable on a shirt before you change it.... and the answer is A LOT!
Ruthii: When sitting next to you becomes a splash zone.
Jennifer: You catch your toddler breastfeeding her dolly.
Jennifer: You walk out the front door and reflexively grab your chest to make sure your boobs aren’t hanging out!
Julie: When you cry over spilling an ounce of milk on the counter.
Suzanne: You use your milk as a cure everything from sunburns to eye and ear infections. Breast milk is the equivalent to Windex from the film "My Big Fat Greek Wedding."
Ashley: You’re excited for a date night because it means you don’t have to choose your clothes based on which are the easiest to take off in public.
Jacqueline: Your boobs are often lopsided.
Alethra: When hunger, tiredness, getting hurt, or any other dilemma is solved and smoothed over with whipping out the boob. Problem solved!
Brittany: You’re in public and when you hear a baby start to cry, your first thought is, “Oh, man! I hope I put on my breast pads today!”
Angela: When you bring your breast pump on your Vegas trip and plan everything around your pumping schedule. Times have changed!
What would you add to this list? Please share in the comments!