Cyndi: You have to plan your work meetings around your pumping schedule.
Sherry: You walk around the house for a few minutes before realizing you never put your boob away.
April: All your shirts open in the front.
Amy: You go to run a 10k and pack your pump as part of your post-race routine.
Kelly: Every shirt you own had a stain from leaking over one or both breasts.
Amy: You workout and apologize to your friends for smelling like a mixture of sweat and milk due to random let downs.
Dana: You are happy to have limo tint on the back windows of your car because you spend so much time pumping in the back seat.
KC: Your husband wakes up to a ‘peep show’ and you’re passed out.
Christine: Your knit shirts are all stretched out because of your toddler reaching down and grabbing for self service.
Bethany: You feel your boobs all day to see which one needs to be nursed from next.
Angelique: You fear the mailman has had a free peep show, but you don’t even care.
Melissa: You question how much milk spillage is acceptable on a shirt before you change it.... and the answer is A LOT!
Ruthii: When sitting next to you becomes a splash zone.
Jennifer: You catch your toddler breastfeeding her dolly.
Jennifer: You walk out the front door and reflexively grab your chest to make sure your boobs aren’t hanging out!
Julie: When you cry over spilling an ounce of milk on the counter.
Suzanne: You use your milk as a cure everything from sunburns to eye and ear infections. Breast milk is the equivalent to Windex from the film "My Big Fat Greek Wedding."
Ashley: You’re excited for a date night because it means you don’t have to choose your clothes based on which are the easiest to take off in public.
Jacqueline: Your boobs are often lopsided.
Alethra: When hunger, tiredness, getting hurt, or any other dilemma is solved and smoothed over with whipping out the boob. Problem solved!
Brittany: You’re in public and when you hear a baby start to cry, your first thought is, “Oh, man! I hope I put on my breast pads today!”
Angela: When you bring your breast pump on your Vegas trip and plan everything around your pumping schedule. Times have changed!